With your horrible grammar and accent Luke saying poor shoe (as in pursue) or borrow me (as in lend me) you want to be on the list. You wish.
The best English speakers are educated folks from South Africa and Ghana. Even English PhD holders in Nigeria will still say borrow me. It's that inferiority complex that makes all of you feel the need to fake your accent. Have you ever made it to international spelling bee, no, go check African countries who make if there