/*

* Oops. The kernel tried to access some bad page. We'll have to
* terminate things with extreme prejudice. */ die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)





Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux... 




And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs 19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.





"...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)




DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS





Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time.  Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.




My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.  She sells Csh's by the seashore.







The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.





How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?




A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat."

The architect did not agree.  He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that the Garden and the world were created.  So God must have been an architect."

The computer scientist, who'd listened carefully to all of this, then commented, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"






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