While we know many of you would love to be married to a man who once publicly congratulated his son on having a big penis, some dreams must unfortunately come to an end.
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Yes, sadly it's true — Justin Bieber's poppa just got engaged.
The doomed lucky girl is none other than Chelsey Rebelo, who is 12 years younger than the Ed Hardy ambassador. The two began dating shortly after Biebs' 2014 split from his wife and the mother of his two children.