Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
 
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.


 

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? 

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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