What does a duck like to eat with soup?
(Quackers!)
What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
(A polygon!)

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
(It quacks up!)

What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my bill!)

What do you call a crate of ducks?
(A box of quackers!)

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)