JOKE OF THE DAY
Funny Valentines Day jokes - two types
Girls are two types - the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend.

Funny Valentines Day jokes - Saint Valentine
Saint Valentine is the guardian of the salespeople of cosmetics, perfume, underwear and chocolate.

Funny Valentines Day jokes - 14th of February
The best confession you may make on 14th of February: 
Darling, I love you more than Donal Trump loves China.