President Obama Getting In The Ring with Satoshi Nakamoto

It has been announced that The President Of The United States Of The USA, 
Barack Obama, will be fighting it out with the man himself, Bitcoin Legend, 
ultrapreneur and all time anon hero, Saroshi Nakamoto, in a 10 round only 1
will survive BLOOD MATCH. 

Tickets have already sold out for this blockbuster fight, with bookmakers
favourites on Satoshi to come out top!