Now let's talk about the hearts. Can we talk about the hearts, please, Goofy? I've been dying to talk about the hearts with you all day, OK?

"Ansem," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Ansem's heart is getting sent back to me. Ansem! Ansem! I look in the journal, and this whole box is Ansem!

So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his castle and put his heart in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here."

So I go up to Ansem's castle and what do I find out, Goofy? What do I find out?! There is no Ansem. The man does not exist, okay?

So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Ansem? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full Ansem!

All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Xion in Organization XIII and I knock on her door and I say, "XION! XION! I gotta talk to you about Ansem." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn chair in that castle! There...is...no...Xion in Organization XIII.

Goofy, half the Nobodies in this world have been made up. This castle is a goddamn ghost town.