I can design websites, i can make almost everything with photoshop/gimp/dreamweaver/whatever, i can code a little of php and perl. I can help you securing your server/personal computer/whatever.
im willing to do any kind of work for a couple of coins. 
why you dont do this in real life you might ask, well because i live in a shithole and theres no opportunity here.

if intrested please leave me a message in this email zupbrah@yandex.com