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What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.