Ass Ketchup ran over to Professor Oats house as fast as he could.....he needed to get his first pokemon. He enters Oat's house and finds the Professor studying a pokemon's ass.


Ass: Professor Oats?



Oats looks up and pulls his finger out of the Peek-At-You's anus.



Oats: Ass Ketchup! Welcome, my boy. I have the perfect pokemon for you.



Ass: Is it Carsander?



Oats: Nope



Ass: Buttsore?



Oats shakes his head.



Ass: Squirt-Too-Much?



Oats: Even better



Oats points to Peek-At-You.



Oats: I saved this pokemon especially for you.



Ass: It's a yellow rat! If I wanted a yellow rat I would have simply pulled one out from under my bed.



Oats: Alright then, since you don't want the pokemon get the hell out of my house.



Ass: Fine! I'll take the damn pokemon.



Ass grabs a poke ball.



Ass: Jump in!



Peek-At-You: Pi Pi Pika Pika Chu Chu Pika



Ass: What do you mean "no!"?



Oats looks at Ass, surprised.



Oats: You understand him?



Ass nods: Ye, I told you yellow rats live under my bed. You don't live with rats for ten years without learning their language.



Oats: Anyways, this particular Peek-At-You has a gigantic metal rod up it's ass causing it to be very defiant and, yet very strong in the field of electrical attacks.



Ass scratches his head: So, how do I get him into the pokeball?



Oats: You don't! You must earn his love in order to get him to follow you and do as you command.



Ass: How do I earn his love?



Oaks: Just cram a whole bunch of pokemon food down his throat.



Ass: OK.



Oats hands Ass 2 poke apples and one poke bananna. Ass shoves them into Peek-At-You's mouth. Peek-At-You chews and swallows them in seconds then looks up at Ass.



Peek-At-You: Pi...........ka



Ass smiles.



Oats: well what did he say



Ass: He says he likes me a whole lot and will follow me almost anywhere and do some of the things I tell him to do.



Oats: I think this is a start of a beautiful relationship, now you two run along and try to catch 'em all.



Ass: You bet your ass I will. I'm going to catch every single pokemon and become a pokemon master.



Peek-At-You: Pika Pika Pi Pika Chu Chu Chu Pika Pika



Ass: See even Peek-At-You agrees, so long Professor Oats.



Ass runs out with Peek-At-You and goes off into the sunset. Here ends Day 1 of Ass's crappy adventure.