Three Drunks Three drunks arrived at the train station just before the train left. Seeing the three drunks stagger like they could not get on the train, the kindly station chief helped them up. He had helped two people on the train before the train departed, and apologized to another drunk who had been left behind by the train. Sorry sir, Actually I really want to help you ride the train, said the station chief. It's okay, replied the drunkard who was left behind. My friend will be more sorry again. They actually just drove me to the station.