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*SUPERB_ Definitions*

                                                               *_Wonderfully described definitions......._*

*CIGARETTE:*
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

*MARRIAGE:*
It's an agreement 
wherein a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master

*LECTURE:*
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

*CONFERENCE:* 
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

*COMPROMISE:*
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

*TEARS:*
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

*DICTIONARY:*
A place where divorce comes before marriage

*CONFERENCE ROOM:*
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

*CLASSIC:*
A book which people praise, but never read

*SMILE:*
A curve that can set 
a lot of things straight!

*OFFICE:*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

*ETC:* 
A sign to make others believe 
that you know 
more than you actually do.

*COMMITTEE:* 
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

*EXPERIENCE:*
The name men give 
to their Mistakes

*ATOM BOMB:* 
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

*DIPLOMAT:*
A person who tells you to go to hell 
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

*OPPORTUNIST:*
A person who starts taking bath if he 
accidentally falls 
into a river

*MISER:*
A person who lives poor so that 
he can die RICH!

*FATHER:*
A banker provided by nature

*CRIMINAL:*
A guy no different 
from the other,unless he gets caught

*BOSS:*
Someone who is early when you are late 
and late when you are early.

*POLITICIAN:* 
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.

*DOCTOR:* 
A person who kills 
your ills in by pills, 
and kills you by his bills!

Have a blessed weekend. 
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