What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
(A ribbit!)
Why was the rabbit so upset?
(She was having a bad hare day!)

What do you call a dumb bunny?
(A hare brain!)

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?
(Just look for the gray hares!)

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
(One with a hoppy ending!)