How to Cook Live Women Meat

What if I told you there actually existed a website which taught people how to cook “Human” meat! Although I don’t know why the website felt like a “sexist” website to me, cause it explicably was teaching how to cook “woman” meat and not that of a male.

And it wasn’t just some lines of normal meat cooking, it actually had a pretty detailed article on the types of meat you should be choosing, the angle of the cuts and other details as such.

And what worries me more is, the website wasn’t talking about cooking a “dead” woman! (As if cooking a dead woman was normal!), instead it was explaining how you should be delicate with the cuts and the specified angles so that the woman lived as long as possible while her flesh was being COOKED!

If you’ve ever seen one of those “saw” movies, I’m pretty sure now we both know how the directors get these ideas. Was it just a random article? Or did the writer actually cooked live women? Think about it!