*******18+ Riddles *****
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What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?
Fucking hot!

 How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.

 What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.