6) Why doesn’t the nun wear a bra?

Because God supports everything.

7) What does a push up bra and a bag of chips have in common?

When you open them, they’re both half empty.

8) What does an 80-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 20-year-old doesn’t?

Her bellybutton.

9) Where do bras get lunch?

At a breastaurant.

10) Why do women have nipples?

To make suckers out of men.