Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very mad Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys cringe before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually indiscriminately yawn *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky.  Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky?  Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only ten days prior.  It was a enticing little iPad... how could she resist?