=23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
==In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
=Most lipstick contains fish scales.
=Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
=Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
=A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.