MIAMITRAFFIC		Aggressive Drivers
THUGTOOLS		All "light weapon"
NUTTERTOOLS		All ''heavy'' weapons
PROFESSIONALTOOLS	All ''medium'' weapons
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK	All cars are black
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR	All cars are pink
GREENLIGHT		All traffic lights are green
BIGBANG			Blow up nearby cars
IWANTBIGTITS		Candy Suxxx (Pornstar)
SEAWAYS			Cars can drive/hover over water
COMEFLYWITHME		Cars can fly
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP	Change Skin/Clothes
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE	Commit Suicide
LEAVEMEALONE		Decrease Wanted Level
ABITDRIEG		Dense Clouds
AIRSHIP			Fast boats can fly for short periods of time
CANTSEEATHING		Foggy Weather
PRECIOUSPROTECTION	Full Armor
ASPIRINE		Full Health
CHICKSWITHGUNS		Girls Carry Guns
PROGRAMMER		Gives Tommy girly arms/legs
FANNYMAGNET		Ladies Man, Women Follow You
APLEASANTDAY		Light Clouds
ONSPEED			Makes everything faster
BOOOOOORING		Makes everything slower
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS	Makes Tommy fatter
CERTAINDEATH		Makes you smoke a cigarette
WHEELSAREALLINEED	Only the wheels of a car are visible
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS	Peds Carry Guns
NOBODYLIKESME		Peds Hate You
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT		Peds Riot
GRIPISEVERYTHING	Perfect Handling
ILOOKLIKEHILARY		Play as Hilary King
MYSONISALAWYER		Play as Ken Rosenberg
LOOKLIKELANCE		Play as Lance Vance
WELOVEOURDICK		Play as Love Fist character (Dick)
ROCKANDROLLMAN		Play as Love Fist character (Jezz Torent)
FOXYLITTLETHING		Play as Mercedes
ONEARMEDBANDIT		Play as Phil Cassidy
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED	Play as Ricardo Diaz
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY	Play as Sonny Forelli
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE	Raise Wanted Level
CHASESTAT		Shows Media Level (when 2+ stars)
TRAVELINSTYLE		Spawn a Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREQUICKLY		Spawn a Bloodring Banger #2
BETTERTHANWALKING	Spawn a Caddie
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED	Spawn a Hotring Racer
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST	Spawn a Hotring Racer #2
PANZER			Spawn a Rhino
THELASTRIDE		Spawn a Romero's Hearse
GETTHEREFAST		Spawn a Sabre Turbo
RUBBISHCAR		Spawn a Trashmaster
ROCKANDROLLCAR		Spawn Love Fist's Limo
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY	Speed up game clock
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS	Sportscars have big wheels
CATSANDDOGS		Stormy Weather
ALOVELYDAY		Sunny/Clear Weather