A lady who was seriously broke sent an urgent text message to her lover. It read thus:                  Dear Love, I am critically broke, send some dollars or suicide imminent. From your love, Angelina.                      Few hours later, she got a reply which read thus:     Dear Love, I am also Hypercritically broke. No dollars to send, so your suicide is highly granted. From your most loving, caring and supportive lover, Johnson. Bye till we meet again in heaven.