Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.