The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)   

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet   

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)   

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962)