ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LORD BYRON
by Williem Mactingle

I think
All you need to know about Lord Byron
Is that he's dead
It's been a while now

I poked him this stick
Just to make sure
And he didn't even move

Something fell off him, though
It looked like an eyeball
Or maybe a white round beetle

It walked away
'Twas prolly a bug
Or so I hope

Now it's smelling real foul
I think he farted somehow
I read dead people can do that
I think