Burglar inc.
FAQ

What is Burglar Inc.
We're a professional company for doing break ins. Celebrating three years without a miss.

What will happen in my house?
Pretty much nothing. Only a theft of you items.

What's the catch?
There are none. We force ourself in, nick your things, and sod off before you even notice it.

What will the police say?
That they are too busy with other crimes.

How can you be shore about that?
It's a simple matter of paying them.

What will happen to my things?
We sell them.

To whom?
To you, of course.

What is the price?
Depends on how many who's interested in them.

Any dissatisfied customers so far?
Not that we know of.