Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
(Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!)
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
(Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!)

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
(A re-tail store!)

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
(Yes, it's a beautiful tale!)

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
(A spelling bee!)

Why do hummingbirds hum?
(Because they forgot the words!)

What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweetment!)

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
(Because it's too far to walk!)

What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese!)