What does a mixed-up hen lay?
(Scrambled eggs!)
What does an evil hen lay?
(Deviled eggs!)

Where do tough chickens come from?
(Hard-boiled eggs!)

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
(An eggroll!)

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
(Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!)