I know many of you wish they were gangsters and some have tried but failed and as a gangster I feel like it's my duty to teach you how to be a real OG.

Before you can become a gangster you must do the following.

#1 Say "Uh-huh" to your mother.
#2 Claim that you hate cops.
#3 Go to the gym (optional).
#4 Threaten someone on the innernet.
#5 Ignore your dad 2 times before answering.
#6 Wear gangster clothes (google 'swag' if you don't know what dat is).
#7 Completely shave off your beard.
#8 Step on a juice container after finishing it.
#9 Steal your classmate's pencil.
#10 Stand still on a thin (6-8 inch) rock for 5 seconds.
#11 Take a picture of your shoe.
#12 Support gay marriage.
#13 Claim anonymous (from time to time).
#14 Listen to Lil' Wayne.
#15 Speak hood slang (for example dat not that and dis not this).
#16 Drink.
#17 Add a few years to your real age.
#18 Watch porn.
#19 Smoke.
#20 Masturbate more than once a day.
#21 Listen to 50 Cent (rap) and imagine you're in a movie.
#22 Backstab your friends if it benefits you.
#23 Disrespect all women besides hoes.
#24 Say phrases like "Youuuuu" and "uhhffff" when fighting someone on the phone.
#25 Cut your hair very short (optional: say "my barber clean me up real good").
#26 Have sex with the same gender.
#27 Kick your bully's ass in your mind.
#28 Say the N word on a daily basis.
#29 Hold a 0.1-2 inch knife (optional).
#30 Claim Illuminati.

Congratulations you're officially a gangster I'm not even kidding dis is after all 2016.

Jokes aside though guys I hope you have a great day.