I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.


What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
The blind man has a chance of finding a block.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million.
One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.

How did the bitcoiner get on the sex offenders registry?
He touched a miner.

A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”