Mayor Shivers & the Tales of Bitcoin Cove. Fighting crime and killing pirates.

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Mayor Shivers was a bitch is person, she didn't like no scruff neck getting in her way.
"Get on with it Williamson NOW" She shouted as the poor boot boy ran off into the rum cellar
with her iron draws. Shivers had a lot of work to do today, she had to see who was stealing all 
the chefs grog from the harbor'argh. As she got to the top of Rimstons Floppet she noticed a 
black pirate ship on the corner of Bitcoin cove, "It must be Jolly crypto cock , the one eyed 
prick that stole my left tit!" she said to her self in an awkward moment as a local milk maid
walked past with her dairy bounty. Shivers quickly gutted the poor dairy wrench from gash to
chin and commenced on eating the appendix for +15 strength. "I must go home and have a bath"
She decided going after the pirate lord, Jolly crypto cock , the one eyed 
prick that stole her left tit, was not the wisest of choices at 4 pm on a Sunday evening before
market shut.

Part 2.

http://bitbin.it/SIE46rKz

no really, part 2 will follow one day