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Shwetha
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May 16, 2016, 11:30 a.m.
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A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint for himself and a half pint for Tiny, his lizard.
The barman looks a little taken aback but serves him and Tiny. Finally, curiosity gets the better of him;
Barman: Why do you call him Tiny?
Man: Because he's my newt.
It pays to be prepared to teach newt, lizard and minute afterwards, but expect a few groans as the penny drops!
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