The teacher doesn't have any brain


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DATE: April 5, 2016, 7:24 a.m.

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  1. One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
  2. The teacher asked a little boy:
  3. TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

  4. TOMMY : Yes.
  5. 
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

  6. TOMMY : Yes.

  7. TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

  8. TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
  9. 
TEACHER : Did you see God?

  10. TOMMY : No.

  11. TEACHER : That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
  12. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :
  13. LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

  14. TOMMY : Yes.
  15. 
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

  16. TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
  17. 
LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?
  18. 
TOMMY : Yessssssssss.
  19. 
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the teacher?

  20. TOMMY : Yes.

  21. LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?

  22. TOMMY : No.
  23. 
LITTLE GIRL : Then, according to what we were taught in school today…she must not have one!!

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