Send a real SHIT in a box


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DATE: Nov. 9, 2014, 4:11 p.m.

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  1. Shit express
  2. https://binbox.io/wExdz#RDQh3o5R
  3. A simple way to send a shit in a package around the world.
  4. How does it work?
  5. Imagine a person you hate very much.
  6. Annoying colleague. School teacher. Ex-girlfriend. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. Or that successful former classmate.
  7. There is always someone.
  8. What about sending a package with a smelly surprise inside?
  9. Shit, crap, turd, excrement, feces... call it as you wish.
  10. But there is nothing that could replace that face of the recipient after opening the box!
  11. Proceed in 4 easy steps:
  12. 1) Choose an animal.
  13. Various animals have various types of excrements of different colours, smell and consistency.
  14. 2) Give us an address.
  15. We deliver our parcels by traditional means of transport directly to the chosen one.
  16. 3) Choose a wrapping.
  17. Simple, traditional, none-telling package or sleek, unusual, even happy-faced one?
  18. 4) Pay anonymously by using crypto-coins.
  19. Use Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin or any other popular coin to protect your identity and to stay anonymous.
  20. Send a package for 0.05 BTC.

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