I never had such toys when I was young."


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  1. "What is put into it at other times?" asked Bertie.
  2. "Nothing. And here are some tools of industry, a wheelbarrow and a hoe, and I think these are meant for hop-poles. This is a model beehive, and that is a ventilator, for ventilating sewers. This seems to be another municipal dust-bin--no, it is a model of a school of art and public library. This little lead figure is Mrs. Hemans, a poetess, and this is Rowland Hill, who introduced the system of penny postage. This is Sir John Herschel, the eminent astrologer."
  3. "Are we to play with these civilian figures?" asked Eric.
  4. "Of course," said Harvey, "these are toys; they are meant to be played with."
  5. "But how?"
  6. It was rather a poser. "You might make two of them contest a seat in Parliament," said Harvey, "an have an election--"
  7. "With rotten eggs, and free fights, and ever so many broken heads!" exclaimed Eric.
  8. "And noses all bleeding and everybody drunk as can be," echoed Bertie, who had carefully studied one of Hogarth's pictures.
  9. "Nothing of the kind," said Harvey, "nothing in the least like that. Votes will be put in the ballot-box, and the Mayor will count them--and he will say which has received the most votes, and then the two candidates will thank him for presiding, and each will say that the contest has been conducted throughout in the pleasantest and most straightforward fashion, and they part with expressions of mutual esteem. There's a jolly game for you boys to play. I never had such toys when I was young."

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