What is an insect's favorite sport?
(Cricket!)
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
(To see the butter fly!)
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
(Because it was a moth ball!)
Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?
(It was a tie!)
What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?
(I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!)
Why are spiders good swimmers?
(They have webbed feet!)
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
(Darn it!)
Why are frogs so happy?
(Because they eat what bugs them!)
What did one frog say to the other?
(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!)
Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
(Because her children weren't that bright!)
