quack of dawn

SUBMITTED BY: Shwetha

DATE: May 18, 2016, 2:34 a.m.

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  1. How do you get down off an elephant?
  2. (You don't, you get down off a duck!)
  3. When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
  4. (Put it on my bill!)
  6. Which animal grows down?
  7. (A duck!)
  9. What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
  10. (Why, that's a difference of a pinion!)
  12. Who stole the soap?
  13. (The robber ducky!)
  15. What do ducks watch on TV?
  16. (Duckumentaries!)
  18. Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
  19. (At the quack of dawn!)
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