What kind of a key opens a banana?
(A monkey!)
Why did the monkey like the banana?
(Because it had appeal!)
What did the banana say to the monkey?
(Nothing, bananas can't talk!)
What do monkeys do for laughs?
(They tell jokes about people!)
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
(It won't be long now.)
Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
(To a retailer!)
Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
(There are too many cheetahs there!)
