Sounds like one of those magical fairytales where you wave your sparkly wand, sing a little song, and then suddenly you are a princess and your dreams come true. To my mother, the queen of Hinterdale Kingdom, that’s pretty much exactly what she wants my life to be.
Whoopee.
Tomorrow is my 16th birthday. Mom has thrown herself into preparations for my dramatic witch kidnapping. I try to act interested for her sake, but I honestly could not possibly care any less than I already do.
