Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
(The outside!)
Why do hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they'd break!)
How do chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!)
What's the most musical part of a chicken?
(The drumstick!)
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the other side!)
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
(A poul-tree!)
What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)
What's a henway?
(About 5 pounds!)
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.
