Advanced Computer
One day Tono sighs his sick elbow ... Budi his friend love advice to check into the doctor's computer at the drug store ...
The doctor's computer can be sophisticated diagnosis of various diseases. Much faster and cheaper than regular physicians.
"Easy ... You pour urine sample (pipis) .The computer will be diagnosed immediately, and tell you what to do .. It costs a bargain Rp.2.000, - kok ...."
Tono: "Inexpensive yes yes bro ... maybe tuh ..".
Tono intention to check. At home she filled a plastic bag with her urine and went on her way to the drugstore ...
On the computer he put money Rp. 2,000. Then he poured his urine into the computer.
Direct computer process. Put out strange and blinking noises. A long time the sound "BEEP" ...
Exit a small print-out paper written:
"Pain in your elbows because you mostly play tennis, rinse your elbows every night with warm water, do not lift heavy weights, and hopefully improve in three weeks."
Tono: "Wow ...."
Until home, Tono still gawk amazed at the sophistication of the computer. He thinks that the world of medicine and computers right now is really really sophisticated ...
Arise mind ignorant .. "Hmm .. Can ga ya tuh computer cheated .. Ah me ngeluh deh tuh computer ....."
Tono grab a new plastic bag. He filled the tap water. He continued to add urine (peed) from his dog, his wife and his daughter. Last Tono add sperm from the result he masturbates.
With Tono's giggling smile returning to the drugstore. He put Ro money, 2,000 he kept pouring his sample water mixture to the computer .. "Dead lo .." he said to himself ..
Computer process. Put out strange and blinking noises. Keep out a small print-out paper:
"Your tap water is very cold, you should buy a water heater Your dog is wormy, love your dog vitamins Your child is taking nark0ba Put your child in rehab clinic Your wife is pregnant again, twin boy But not from relationship with you Quickly find a good lawyer And if you do not stop masturbating, your sick elbow will not heal. "
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