Ok fuck the government. All these damn subsidies on these cunt-rubbing farmer fucks, to just produce wheat all day. And then they sell stalks and stalks of this fucking yellow semen called wheat which they make into bread. And the stores stock up on this cheap ass bread that I buy in bulk with these stupid $10 (btw fuck FDR for the Agricultural Adjustment Act) that my boss gave me with a goddamn RAISE, that I earned, so my fatass just uses the extra money to buy more cereal discharge(bread) that I like so much. So my fatass keeps snacking on bread all day like a fucking WHALE on adderall. Don’t tell me to eat fruits because they taste like moist shit compared to bread. Just give me loaves and loaves.
