Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?
(The one on the screen!)
What is the biggest ant in the world?
(An eleph-ant!)
Why was the baby ant confused?
(Because all of his uncles were ants!)
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?
(Bah-humbug!)
How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
(Because they have honeycombs!)
What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?
(A wallaby!)
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
(Because she had hives!)
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
(A walkie-talkie!)
How do fleas travel from place to place?
(By itch-hiking!)
What are caterpillars afraid of?
(Doger-pillars!)
