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I Touched a T*** for Twenty Bucks
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March 26, 2015, 4:05 p.m.
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I TOUCHED A T*** FOR TWENTY BUCKS
by Williem Mactingle
I touched a t***
For twenty bucks
I grabbed it with my mighty grasp
I rubbed it against both my hands
I covered my skin in a faecal bedsheet
They told me to clap
Or else they wouldn't pay me
So I clapped
And little bits of p**p
Flew deep into my eyes
I'd closed my eyes beforehand
But it didn't help
Not one little bit
But as I held ole Andrew lovingly in my hands
Oh, but as tightly nested ole Jackson in my billfold
With my revoltingly dirty hands
The gods forgave me
Because I hadn't done it for free
I only did it
For the glory of winning
Twenty bucks
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