I Touched a T*** for Twenty Bucks

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DATE: March 26, 2015, 4:05 p.m.

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  1. I TOUCHED A T*** FOR TWENTY BUCKS
  2. by Williem Mactingle
  4. I touched a t***
  5. For twenty bucks
  6. I grabbed it with my mighty grasp
  7. I rubbed it against both my hands
  8. I covered my skin in a faecal bedsheet
  10. They told me to clap
  11. Or else they wouldn't pay me
  12. So I clapped
  13. And little bits of p**p
  14. Flew deep into my eyes
  16. I'd closed my eyes beforehand
  17. But it didn't help
  18. Not one little bit
  20. But as I held ole Andrew lovingly in my hands
  21. Oh, but as tightly nested ole Jackson in my billfold
  22. With my revoltingly dirty hands
  23. The gods forgave me
  24. Because I hadn't done it for free
  26. I only did it
  27. For the glory of winning
  28. Twenty bucks
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