Toilet poems:
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
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Here I sit
! Broken hearted
Tried to s h i t
But only farted
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And s h i t my pants!
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I came here
To s h i t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.
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We aim to please!
You aim too, Please!
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Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly!
