A man his balls had turned brown and he was worried so he made an appointment with his doctor.
When he got home from the appointment he sat down in his chair in the living room.
He hollered for his wife to come from the kitchen.
After a while when she did not come he hollered again.
A while later, when she did not come again, he hollered a third time.
After the third time she hollered back, "I have no time. I am fixing dinner; I have clothes here to iron, the baby is crying and needs changed. I do not even have time to wipe my ass."
He replied, "That is exactly what I want to talk to you about!"
