If you catch you wife cheating on you, do not be angry. just allow her and her lover finish while you hide and listen to her as she screams in sexual pleasure...
mmmmmmm, give it to me baby, dont stop. harder baby, not to fast.
After they must finish having sex and left, you can now go in and check if they used a condom.
If they didnt, it means they must have left you with pregnancy of STD's.
