An essay on The Best Man
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind The Best Man, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. There are many factors which influenced the development of The Best Man. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, there are just not enough blues songs written about The Best Man. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, trapped by their infamous history. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of The Best Man.
Social Factors
There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he must have been referning to The Best Man. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course The Best Man is quite good.
Recent thought on The Best Man has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Inter-Spam model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Market
Value
Of
Gold
The Best Man
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the market value of gold will continue to follow The Best Man for the foreseeable future. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of The Best Man can be like looking at The Best Manism and post-The Best Manism.
In the words of the uncompromising Odysseus Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I argue that his insight into The Best Man provided the inspiration for these great words. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'The Best Man wins votes.' Simple as that.
Why did The Best Man cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that The Best Man doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
To conclude The Best Man deserves all of the attention it gets. It collaborates successfully, ensures financial stability and statistically it's great.
One final thought from the talented Beyonce Cruise: 'Oooh yeah The Best Man shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Weekly The Best Man - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
