Funniest Joke Ever!


SUBMITTED BY: shaunzorr

DATE: Dec. 23, 2016, 10:03 a.m.

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  1. You ever notice when you shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again. They're like, 'You shot my shoulder! I can't believe you shot my shoulder! My shoulder's been hit!' And I'm like, 'That's where I was aiming.'

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