Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Leroy Jenkins was interrupted by eleven clueless marmots that were lured by her iPad. Leroy Jenkins belched; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling stunned, she fearlessly reached for her banana and deftly hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the magical cornfield, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Segway rolling up. It was Bill Brasky.
