Awkward to eat while sewing
Jokes 18+
A woman was in bed with her lover when heard the slam of her husband.
She hastily pulled the guy on the corner, apply baby oil and sprinkle talcum powder on top of him.
- Stand alone here offline! - She whispers - Let's pretend you're a statue.
Husband entered the house and saw the "statue".
- What is it, honey?
- Oh, come on a statue - The woman replied unfazed - I saw a neighbor family bought a statue very nice presentation bedroom. I love it went to buy a similar picture for us.
Both husband and wife are not silent on the statue again and go to bed. Around 2 am, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and shortly after returning to a loaf of bread and a glass of milk. He said the "statues":
- Eat a little something going. He was lucky because I was standing there like an idiot at a neighbor's house for 3 days and nights and did not invite anyone take a sip of water.
